Pro dota tips

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by aldy147, Nov 2, 2009.

  1. aldy147

    aldy147 Active Member

    1.
    Pick sniper
    have long range
    do nothing
    you lose the game


    2.
    Join game
    sentinels are friends
    get stomped


    3.
    Play undying
    kill retards
    brag on forum
    +1 post count


    4.
    Clockwork sucks
    dont pick clockwork
    league use clockwork
    clockwork top pick


    5.
    Admiral imba
    pick admiral
    retard teammates dont stun
    get owned and lose
    doesnt matter admiral still imba
    pick him again


    6.
    Sick of pubs
    too many kids
    play at midnight
    they will take games seriously
    oh shit
    you're a loser


    7.
    Sick of pubs
    too many noobs
    join league
    league sucks too


    8.
    Pick carry
    farm all day
    teammate wins 4v5
    help them finish throne
    you are true carry
     
  2. JohnnyMoe

    JohnnyMoe Well-Known Member

    9.
    Join game
    die
    blame delay/lag
     
  3. NetrunneR

    NetrunneR Well-Known Member

    these.
     
  4. SpaceFalcon

    SpaceFalcon Banned

    3 more hours until midnight!
     
  5. You suck

    (But i still agree with all of these)
     
  6. UTDC.Justin

    UTDC.Justin Well-Known Member

    Translated into non-poetic for ya! :D
     
    Last edited: Nov 2, 2009
  7. DoomSlayers

    DoomSlayers Well-Known Member

    When pubing, everything that is expected in pro level will not happen.

    -You ask Chen to use his ult because you're about to die (from Doom, Maledict, Hunger... etc). He doesn't do it. You die. The next thing you know is... he just used his ult to heal his creeps.

    -You buy a gem. You expect some backup from your teammates... well you do get backup. You decide to push with your team. As soon as the other team shows up, your teammates all run away and let the gem holder dies.
     
  8. kvlc

    kvlc Banned

    What an original thread. I haven't seen this 3 months ago.
     
  9. fodminah

    fodminah Well-Known Member

    Copy/paste ftw
     
  10. Mr.Brightside]

    Mr.Brightside] Well-Known Member

    ^i thought it is ftl
     
  11. MurazorOFAngmar

    MurazorOFAngmar Well-Known Member

    10.
    See MurazorOFAngmar in game lobby
    Leave game lobby

    11.
    Talk shit all game
    Lose
    Say GG
    Have other team laugh at you
    Get names and wisp spam

    12.
    Join RD
    Pick Sniper as last pick

    13.
    Join game
    Go bottom
    Already two there who give's a fuck
    Leave game after KS attempt is foiled and Sent get's kill

    14.
    Pick pudge
    Solo middle
    Miss hooks
    Hook techies and have him suicide you for FB

    15.
    Ping for gank
    Run in as soon as ping
    Don't wait for team mates to be with you
    Scream they are idiot's when focused
     
  12. SolarClipz

    SolarClipz Well-Known Member

    This is not bob?!?!?!

    Wtf!?!?!?

    You fail!!!
     
  13. SirIsaacNewton

    SirIsaacNewton Well-Known Member

    Join pub game, leave during countdown, laugh.
     
  14. ElChupanebre

    ElChupanebre Well-Known Member

    Join game.
    Pick Razor.
    Attempt to read his tooltips.
    Don't notice you are getting ganked and die.
    Respawn and finish reading.
     
  15. Aggrexion

    Aggrexion Member

    Completely original thread.
     
  16. fodminah

    fodminah Well-Known Member

    The usage is flexible
     
  17. Magical-Trever

    Magical-Trever Well-Known Member

    Wait til countdown goes to 2
    alt+f4
    log back in
    laugh at host for not canceling game
     
  18. rayMi

    rayMi Banned

    TRY RIP OFF SUCCESSFUL THREAD
    DON'T CAPSLOCK
    DON'T QUOTE YOUR SOURCE
    YOU'RE STILL NOT POPULAR




    Seriously, ripping off thisisbob post just like if it was yours without stating it's a copy makes me want to punch you
    Also l2capslock
     
  19. raijuta

    raijuta Member

    some delicious copypasta this is.
     
  20. Simple-.-

    Simple-.- Well-Known Member

    Point of this thread?