Love [quotes] and DotA [quotes]

Discussion in 'DotA Chat' started by Denki, Apr 21, 2011.

  1. Denki

    Denki Banned

    This was created out of complete boredom.

    Put love quotes with a DotA twist on it. Or a DotA quote with a stint of love.

    You can troll me or whatever, DC Threads are either about 6.72 or DotA2 and its getting annoying so yeah, chill out.

    I'll start.

    ...Does love go through magic immunity?
  2. fr0zenknife

    fr0zenknife Well-Known Member

  3. wd.Ripper

    wd.Ripper Well-Known Member

    Roses are red, QoP is blue, Anti-Mage is imba, so fuck you.

  4. AncientRune

    AncientRune Well-Known Member

    ^ rofl
    If im ursa, can you be my roshan?
  5. PuЪLiㄷEиəℳy#1

    PuЪLiㄷEиəℳy#1 Well-Known Member

    Rikimaru to Bristleback: I'll do you from behind. *belch* :dizzy:

    Tormented Soul: Love hurts...

    Akasha: Love hurts, too.

    Lucifer: Love? Love! LOVE?! Sorry, no idea.

    Trolls: You make me feel HIGH!

    Bloodseeker: I can feel your hear pumping faster! Oh, that's just my rupture.
  6. justsightseeing

    justsightseeing Well-Known Member

    are u a faceless void? coz my heart is time locked at your presence...

    and yes, i bored too..
  7. Denki

    Denki Banned

    Love is blind, not deaf...

    -Terrorblade :cool1:

    Keep 'em coming guys! Fight the boredom :D
  8. NoThlnG

    NoThlnG Well-Known Member

    Love around me.
    Love in me.
    Love be with me.
    And let us conquer our foes.
    They do not understand our love.
    Do you? No. Not a soul can.
    And for that, We shall make them feel the love...
    The love that inhabits my soul.
  9. The Berserker

    The Berserker Well-Known Member

    Vagina around me.
    Vagina in me.
    Vagina be with me.
    And let us conquer our vagina.
    They do not understand our vagina.
    Do you? No. Not a vagina can.
    And for that, We shall make them feel the vagina...
    The vagina that inhabits my vagina.
  10. Denki

    Denki Banned

    Kianigger is fucking IN LOVE. /wrists
  11. Sven2k

    Sven2k Moderator

    that's deep man :cry:
  12. Skaloon

    Skaloon Banned

    A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail, when an exceptionally gorgeous and sexy young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from her. The young woman noticed his overly-attentive stare and walked directly toward him.

    Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman said to him, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100 on one condition."

    Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was.

    The young woman replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

    The man considered her proposition for a moment, but then decided that he could rape her and save himself a hundred bucks. So he grabbed the woman by the throat and carried her outside to his pickup and threw her on top of some 2x4's in the back.

    "Take those god damn clothes off you skeezy ass ho" said the man, saliva dripping from his mouth like a rabid dog. The young woman took too god damn long so the man ripped her shit off and quickly slipped his dong into her ass.

    To make a long story short, the young woman has an ass so loose it could hold a baseball; she was a true gutter slut. The man was left with no choice but to donkey punch the young woman so many times she was going in and out of consciousness, and he still barely felt it.

    After awhile, the man saw bloody red warts forming on his dick which came with a terrible burning. A couple minutes later the pain had become too much to handle and it was only getting worse. The man fell backwards out of the pickup and smashed his head on the parking lot which cracked his skull open and his brains dripped out and goozed across the pavement.

    "Owned by gonorrhea faggot" the woman shouted as she drove off with her new car.
  13. The Berserker

    The Berserker Well-Known Member

    U JUST JELLY. /caps
  14. Denki

    Denki Banned

  15. The Berserker

    The Berserker Well-Known Member

    :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
  16. LeonSF505

    LeonSF505 Well-Known Member

    You're my perfect hook...(er) or whatever.
    Boredom must be off!
  17. sunnymarcell

    sunnymarcell Banned

    morphling, morphling, why are you so imba?
  18. RandomFlamer

    RandomFlamer Well-Known Member

    Why when it comes to love people go all emo and shit. Or do they choose Leshrac just because he is so poetic?

    Hey babe, you wanna see my divine rapier?
  19. NoThlnG

    NoThlnG Well-Known Member

    [sound=""]Love Across Races[/sound]
  20. system_failure

    system_failure Well-Known Member