A Beginner's Guide To DOTA 2 by a beginner

Discussion in 'DotA Chat' started by amoura, Jan 1, 2012.

  1. amoura

    amoura Well-Known Member

  2. Quiesce

    Quiesce Well-Known Member

  3. saaanx

    saaanx Well-Known Member

  4. fieryghost

    fieryghost Member

    That guide is so epic. It just wrote down the feelings I had 5 years ago when I first started DotA.
  5. Light~

    Light~ Well-Known Member

    Teach me how to Dough-tah.
  6. Hemoxyte

    Hemoxyte Well-Known Member

    I see what he did there.
  7. SNÆK

    SNÆK Well-Known Member

    damn, it felt just like an cracked article xD
  8. muxmux-

    muxmux- Well-Known Member

    That was epic! 10/10
  9. sweetjones

    sweetjones Well-Known Member

    informative guide.
  10. GeeForCE90

    GeeForCE90 Member

    thumb up
  11. sumusussumu

    sumusussumu Active Member

    Awesome! bump
  12. jesusatan

    jesusatan Well-Known Member

    Instead of writing useless articles that no one will give a crap about this guy needs to spend his time on actually learning the basics of the game.

    [nqb]The opposing team got a bunch of XP, so they can buy better skills. Great. Now they have two million abilities.[/nqb]

    This is so misleading!
    Two million abilities =?= 4-5 abilities
    Buying skills with XP?
    I imagine how demotivated new players will be after reading this bullshit guide...

    This is very misleading information which will distract new players
  13. Grubi

    Grubi Banned

    >Maybe it would help if you used one of your abilities. Ha ha, just kidding. Press that button and you'll summon a bird that just hovers in place and explodes in gore when an enemy comes close



    Double L O L
  14. 8thCircle

    8thCircle Well-Known Member

    This was fucking awesome and will without a doubt bring a lot of players to the game as it portrays Dota 2 in a really desirable way that makes it look a bit like a souls game
  15. Crash And Burn

    Crash And Burn Well-Known Member

    To everyone who thinks that the article is misleading, you're reading it only at the most shallow level.

    Quoting from the article:
    The article shows how deep DotA is, and, despite all its complexities, that the author loves the game. This article is written in a positive sense, although most of it makes it seem like the game is impossible to pick up.

    Also, read other articles on the website. Articles on somethingawful.com clearly need to be taken with multiple grains of salt.
  16. kit333

    kit333 Well-Known Member

    1. Use potions

    2. Pick a different hero

    3. Don't touch anything

    folo this and you will be fine
  17. Drikam

    Drikam Well-Known Member

    Once you perfected those 3 points you may:

    4. Yell "ss" in chat whenever you don't see a enemy hero.
  18. Niwil

    Niwil Active Member

    Awesome gj
  19. iera

    iera Well-Known Member

    i liked it :D
  20. amoura

    amoura Well-Known Member

    this is supposed to be a joke... look at the website... :rofl: